Re: Game Discussion

[Lady Corrine Marsten]

I don't even know what happened. Why does Jorah dislike Forrest Frey?

[Theomore Tullison]

I don't think he does, but he did imply that Lord Frey is gay.

[Baelon Drakeson]

I don't think he does, but he did imply that Lord Frey is gay.

...that's not how I read it. I read it as saying that Lord Forrest is lacking in the trouser department.

[Gwyneth Drakeson]

Yeah. I don't think he meant it so much as an expression of ill will as much as just, 'I want you to pick on someone who's not in the kingsguard and...uh...dart at the wall here...Lord Frey!'

Could be interesting.

[Aerion Storm]

Baelon, your off-handed comment about the Queen couldn't have rattled Aerion worse if you'd been Theomore saying it on purpose as part of an intrigue.

[Gwyneth Drakeson]

Bwahaha

Now I'm tempted to weigh in on that thread.

Will you choose Corrine or Gwyn?!

Choose wisely...

HO HO HO

[Aerion Storm]

Part of his panic is actually kind of my panic, too.  I, uh, have no idea where to look and see who's married and who isn't, if there's a list of NPCs who are there (and which of them is married or not), etc, etc.  

In part, my ignorance is okay, because he's not from the area...but, well, he's got some Status, and should know how to tell this sort of thing (do they even wear wedding rings in Westeros?), right?

But -- all that aside! -- by all means, come say hi (you, or anybody else). I'm here to RP with folks, and I made the thread to try and interact with more people.

[Baelon Drakeson]

Well, as I just said by PM, you could always choose the "d'aww cute" option of the 10 year old princesses in the audience.

As for unmarried women.... actually, I think we've more or less run out of known single women, save Loreia. There might be some in the NC lists form story 1, though - there were a lot of NCs that didn't get any screen time, if I recall.

Oh wait, thre's Yve Tullison and Marei... though the former is notoriously ill-inclined towards suitors (and Brom Bartheld is after her, so that could cause some hilarity), and Marei is Lord Dunstan's erstwhile lover and babymama. So... off to look at NC lists.

[Reader]

Corrine has binders full of women from previous offseason activities (several existing NPCs), all with lovingly crafted backstories known only to her (and one or two other PCs who researched them).

[Lady Corrine Marsten]

Corrine has binders full of women from previous offseason activities (several existing NPCs), all with lovingly crafted backstories known only to her (and one or two other PCs who researched them).

It's true.

There's also Lady Ellie Blackthorne, Lord Marsten's teenage sister. That would be hilarious.

[Gwyneth Drakeson]

And those binders were passed down through the ages, from mother to daughter, and then to sons, until they wound up in the possession of a particular man who...probably wished he'd chosen a different phrase to describe them.

[Aerion Storm]

I can't complain too much, it's a good problem to have (since it will only matter if Aerion wins, anyways). But I couldn't get over how perfect a mind-game it was, albeit one done on accident.

[Baelon Drakeson]

Maryssa Lucas and Clayre Peake are likely the best bets for appropriate aged unmarried noblewomen who might be at that tourney.

The full list of women that were unmarried or whose marital status was unknown (to me) at the time...

House Tully
Lady Heloise Tully, second daughter of House Tully (Current Status: Unknown. Probably not at this event, but could be)
Alys Rivers, a bastard serving girl (Current Status: off with Prince Aemond)

House Blackwood
Lady Sofia Blackwood (Current Status: Married to Ser Kevan)

House Bracken
Lady Kerry Bracken (Current Status: Married to Ser Myles Blackwood and trying to seduce Baelon)

House Darry
Lady Clayre Darry (Current Status: unknown. Maybe married to Lord Darry?)

House Frey
Floreta Frey, a daughter of a lesser branch of House Frey (Current Status: Married to Ser Theomore)

House Lucas
Maryssa Lucas, second daughter of House Lucas (Current Status: Unknown)

House Arryn & the Vale
Lady Carolyn Royce (Current Status: Unknown, maybe married to Lord Royce?)

House Peake
Lady Clayre Peake, Lord Peake's unmarried daughter (Current Status: Unknown)

House Fossoway
Lady Katriona Fossoway, Lord Fossoway's unmarried daughter (Current Status: Unknown, unlikely to be at this event)

House Baratheon & the Stormlands
Lady Sara Bartheon, unmarried daughter of Borros Baratheon (Current Status: Unknown, unlikely to be at this event)
Lady Catelyn Baratheon, unmarried daughter of Borros Baratheon (Current Status: Unknown, unlikely to be at this event)

In Riverton
Lyra Brewer, Mistress of The Painted World brothel (Current Status: no comment, unlikely to be at this event)
Eloise Flowers, A noble's bastard who supposedly fled Oldtown under a cloud (Current Status: Unknown - did anyone ever learn anything about her?)

[Reader]

Eloise Flowers, A noble's bastard who supposedly fled Oldtown under a cloud (Current Status: Unknown - did anyone ever learn anything about her?)

Ooh, pick me. I learned lots!

Patchface voice:
I know, I know

[Lady Corrine Marsten]

Eloise Flowers, A noble's bastard who supposedly fled Oldtown under a cloud (Current Status: Unknown - did anyone ever learn anything about her?)

Ooh, pick me. I learned lots!

Patchface voice:
I know, I know

Troll.

I know it cannot be, but I want to be QoLaB.

[Ser Jorah Holt]

I don't think he does, but he did imply that Lord Frey is gay.

...that's not how I read it. I read it as saying that Lord Forrest is lacking in the trouser department.

Yeah. I don't think he meant it so much as an expression of ill will as much as just, 'I want you to pick on someone who's not in the kingsguard and...uh...dart at the wall here...Lord Frey!'

Could be interesting.

everybody is so far off on Jorah's reasoning

[Lady Corrine Marsten]

I don't think he does, but he did imply that Lord Frey is gay.

It's his wife that's gay.

[Lady Corrine Marsten]

I don't think he does, but he did imply that Lord Frey is gay.

...that's not how I read it. I read it as saying that Lord Forrest is lacking in the trouser department.

Yeah. I don't think he meant it so much as an expression of ill will as much as just, 'I want you to pick on someone who's not in the kingsguard and...uh...dart at the wall here...Lord Frey!'

Could be interesting.

everybody is so far off on Jorah's reasoning

And yet you won't tell us! Is it to do with Benjen?

[Jon Templeton]

Disguise: Costume, 5 GD, Max Take your Time: 4d6k4+5 13 [ooc]Damn those 1s[/ooc]

Oh dear... rofl.   It's good you spent some money on your costume.  If you hadn't even Nathan would recognize you and he rolled an 8 for his Awareness.

Might as well wore a jerkin that had "Not Jon Templeton" embroidered on it.

[Gwyneth Drakeson]

Seems legit!

"Oh Jon it's..." *looks at jerkin* "...oh, nevermind. Sorry, I mistook you for someone else. I guess you just have one of those faces."

[Reader]

Rofl. An ingenious double bluff Jon.

[Jon Templeton]

@Aerion Always check the NPC Picture book before settling on a NC wife.

Maryssa Lucas and Clayre Peake are likely the best bets for appropriate aged unmarried noblewomen who might be at that tourney.

The full list of women that were unmarried or whose marital status was unknown (to me) at the time...

House Tully
Lady Heloise Tully, second daughter of House Tully (Current Status: Unknown. Probably not at this event, but could be)
Alys Rivers, a bastard serving girl (Current Status: off with Prince Aemond)

House Blackwood
Lady Sofia Blackwood (Current Status: Married to Ser Kevan)

House Bracken
Lady Kerry Bracken (Current Status: Married to Ser Myles Blackwood and trying to seduce Baelon)

House Darry
Lady Clayre Darry (Current Status: unknown. Maybe married to Lord Darry?)

House Frey
Floreta Frey, a daughter of a lesser branch of House Frey (Current Status: Married to Ser Theomore)

House Lucas
Maryssa Lucas, second daughter of House Lucas (Current Status: Unknown)

House Arryn & the Vale
Lady Carolyn Royce (Current Status: Unknown, maybe married to Lord Royce?)

House Peake
Lady Clayre Peake, Lord Peake's unmarried daughter (Current Status: Unknown)

House Fossoway
Lady Katriona Fossoway, Lord Fossoway's unmarried daughter (Current Status: Unknown, unlikely to be at this event)

House Baratheon & the Stormlands
Lady Sara Bartheon, unmarried daughter of Borros Baratheon (Current Status: Unknown, unlikely to be at this event)
Lady Catelyn Baratheon, unmarried daughter of Borros Baratheon (Current Status: Unknown, unlikely to be at this event)

In Riverton
Lyra Brewer, Mistress of The Painted World brothel (Current Status: no comment, unlikely to be at this event)
Eloise Flowers, A noble's bastard who supposedly fled Oldtown under a cloud (Current Status: Unknown - did anyone ever learn anything about her?)

[Aerion Storm]

Hey now, who's talkin' wife? I just need someone, at most, to give some flowers to without starting a fight.

[Gwyneth Drakeson]

Sorry to butt in, guys! I saw the opening and couldn't resist taking it! Hee hee!

I'll have her move on quickly so you two can chat.

[Lady Corrine Marsten]

Hey now, who's talkin' wife?  I just need someone, at most, to give some flowers to without starting a fight.  

That's me out then. Damn. Ben, get better at jousting!

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