General Non-game Chat Thread

[Yoren longshore]

That doesn't mean I haven't had to crop some! They're the ones who made it through alive, they'll never be the same!

You didn't get my circumcision joke.

I liked it!
We all know how Moses makes his tea;
)

[Reader]

Curse of Castle Grenward is 4 REAL fools. Happy memories of Coldbrook rolls during the initial tourney events.

We sucked hard in the beginning.

At the start I'd have offered a morale boosting message, but thankfully the game has progressed and you lot have gone on to greater things.

You guys really did suck at the beginning.

[Yoren longshore]

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I've been wondering what these bots are and in the link above I finally found the answer. They are there so that we'll come higher on the search engines with particular entries.

[Ser Jorah Holt]

Curse of Castle Grenward is 4 REAL fools. Happy memories of Coldbrook rolls during the initial tourney events.

We sucked hard in the beginning.

At the start I'd have offered a morale boosting message, but thankfully the game has progressed and you lot have gone on to greater things.

You guys really did suck at the beginning.

[Kevan Lyras]

Readers seems to enjoy his time off work away from his computer :;
):

*performing rain dance to send bad wheather to whereever he lives*

[Theomore Tullison]

Preferably not so bad that lightning hits his power supply though.

Everything in moderation.

[Lady Corrine Marsten]

I can't blame Reader for having some quiet time. They deserve it. I'm sure we'll be moving again soon.

In the meantime, one could always come to the wedding party and stir up trouble. :;
):

[Gwyneth Drakeson]

It's not a party until someone has a lampshade on their head!

[Ser Jorah Holt]

my money is on Daveth :;
):

[Lady Corrine Marsten]

It's not a party until someone has a lampshade on their head!

I quite agree. not sure what the Westerosi equivalent of a lampshade would be.

[Benedict Marsten]

Lets throw in an impromptu drinking contest! Turn it up a notch. :;
):

[Baelon Drakeson]

Go for it, I'll refrain - it can't look good to be passed out drunk when it comes time for the bedding.

[Gwyneth Drakeson]

lol...Gwyn would not be amused.

...

Okay, she WOULD be amused. But she'd give you no end of shit about it, because you can't just let something like that go by.

[Lady Corrine Marsten]

Go for it, I'll refrain - it can't look good to be passed out drunk when it comes time for the bedding.

https://youtu.be/uJ7pgElCPXE
https://youtu.be/Hapufz1NFkY

[Lady Corrine Marsten]

So, given my ineptitude at creating events, how about someone advise on how to construct a drinking contest?

Corrine is up for getting squiffy.

[Yoren longshore]

Look under poisons in the equipment list;
)
Whoever drinks the most wins;
) doesn't need to be hard;
)

[Reader]

Rofl at the ill wishes towards Scottish weather - it's normally terrible. Tomorrow should be much better for posting.

Glad to see you've all turned to a drinking contest while unsupervised...

To help keep people occupied while I do personal story stuff and set up for Scenario 2, I'm considering running the mountain clan campaign like the melee: giving you guys the stats for the mountain clan forces and then letting PCs resolve it. Can have some RP threads alongside it too (including a pair I have scheduled, involving the Green cavalry causing issues in a largely black force and the mercenaries Ser Kevan hired).

Idea would be:

- Two separate concurrent warfare scenes (to keep things manageable and to allow two PCs a shot at leading)
- Some personal combats as the armies send forward champions to fight before the battle begins, to mix in some standard combat scenes alongside the warfare rules

[Septon Arlyn]

I have miniatures we could use for warfare if people feel like that could be an option...

[Lady Corrine Marsten]

Rofl at the ill wishes towards Scottish weather - it's normally terrible. Tomorrow should be much better for posting.

Glad to see you've all turned to a drinking contest while unsupervised...

To help keep people occupied while I do personal story stuff and set up for Scenario 2, I'm considering running the mountain clan campaign like the melee: giving you guys the stats for the mountain clan forces and then letting PCs resolve it. Can have some RP threads alongside it too (including a pair I have scheduled, involving the Green cavalry causing issues in a largely black force and the mercenaries Ser Kevan hired).

Idea would be:

- Two separate concurrent warfare scenes (to keep things manageable and to allow two PCs a shot at leading)
- Some personal combats as the armies send forward champions to fight before the battle begins, to mix in some standard combat scenes alongside the warfare rules

The drinking contest idea was mostly Ben &
I's fault. :;
): We just want to party.

Clan war threads/rp sounds good! I've been holding off on a bunch of narration because I don't know how that is going to turn out.

[Reader]

I have miniatures we could use for warfare if people feel like that could be an option...

We'll use the Warfare rules, but bonus points if we get a photo showcasing the scene.

I'll set up the mechanical stuff for the mountain clan campaign this week so we can crush the clans.

After Southron Ambitions and Blood in the Water, this will be the first game where it's not just anti clan recruitment, but where the fight actually takes place!

[Lady Corrine Marsten]

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Soylent Green is people!

[Gwyneth Drakeson]

And thus the sinister reputation of the Longshore house is repealed! They are not pirates and raiders!

Just cannibals.

It's fine, everyone. Don't panic. It's fine.

[Lady Corrine Marsten]

Maybe I could get them to eat the mountain clans...

[Kevan Lyras]

Aah, that's why Yoren asked you to send the clansmen to his lands... they are hungry..!

[Baelon Drakeson]

Singing... snow everywhere... cannibalism... yup.

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