Re: General OOC Chatter Thread

[Gwyneth Drakeson]

Their pens are mightier than their swords...because they are IRON PENS.

[Lady Corrine Marsten]

We pay the iron price! By sending letters to girls mothers when she rejects us

Their pens are mightier than their swords...because they are IRON PENS.

Stahp, you guys...

[Athelstan]

The side effects of that letter can/are fun

[Lady Corrine Marsten]

The side effects of that letter can/are fun

While I agree OOC, Corrine is going to be even more creeped out if she hears about it.

Note for future reference: Eyeballs are not a good gift.

[Gwyneth Drakeson]

...aw.

Now I gotta take it back.

Do you know how hard it is to find a store with a reasonable eyeball return policy?

[Baelon Drakeson]

Curse his sudden but inevitable betrayal?

+1 for Firefly reference. Mine flew under the radar:

[url=Subject: (Day 4, Late Morning) Ironborn, Trial by Steel][/url]

"
May I call you Ath? ..."

[Athelstan]

Damn it, ruin it for Gwyn Corrine, I tell you it's all your fault EVERY TIME

[Lady Corrine Marsten]

...aw.

Now I gotta take it back.

Do you know how hard it is to find a store with a reasonable eyeball return policy?

Well, there's a certain Ironborn who misplaced one of his. Maybe he'll buy it from you. :;
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Damn it, ruin it for Gwyn Corrine, I tell you it's all your fault EVERY TIME

:c meanie

[Gwyneth Drakeson]

I can hawk it on the street corner maybe. Like, keep it on a chain inside my coat.

"
Hey there, hey there, who wants an eye? Got a genuine, top of the line eyeball and they're priced to move! You, sir, I notice your left eye is a slightly different color than your right! I've got all colors, all colors, come have a look!"

[Lady Corrine Marsten]

I can hawk it on the street corner maybe. Like, keep it on a chain inside my coat.

"
Hey there, hey there, who wants an eye? Got a genuine, top of the line eyeball and they're priced to move! You, sir, I notice your left eye is a slightly different color than your right! I've got all colors, all colors, come have a look!"

I would pay to see Gwyn be a shady eyeball merchant. ;
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[Gwyneth Drakeson]

I envision a battered old brown fedora on her head, and a t-shirt under the coat with the logo, 'The Eyes Have It' in faded printing.

Maybe if we ever do a cyberpunk retelling of this ageless tale of love, politics, and angry, angry men.

[Lady Corrine Marsten]

I envision a battered old brown fedora on her head, and a t-shirt under the coat with the logo, 'The Eyes Have It' in faded printing.

Maybe if we ever do a cyberpunk retelling of this ageless tale of love, politics, and angry, angry men.

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[Athelstan]

Nice, because my L5R game is not going very well lol, lost 1 character out of 2

[Benedict Marsten]

We pay the iron price! By sending letters to girls mothers when she rejects us

That is hilarious. I actually laughed out loud.

[Athelstan]

Wait for Day 5 I hope my other letter made it fine, it is a dangerous road to the Tullisons home, lot's of brigands in the roads these days...

Come to the Dark Side! We have cookies!!!

[Lady Corrine Marsten]

Wait for Day 5 I hope my other letter made it fine, it is a dangerous road to the Tullisons home, lot's of brigands in the roads these days...

Come to the Dark Side! We have cookies!!!

I've been waiting for Day 5 for, like, three days.

[Athelstan]

Just two more days to go Corrine hahaha, I have been waiting for it also, I want to Joust! Hopefully win, if I win this third round I will be happy, just because I beat Lord Mallister

[Gwyneth Drakeson]

Yep. That's going to happen.

[Dunstan Tullison]

I would love for this scheme of Theo's to work. That would mean I get to joust with Bold Jon Roxton!

[Athelstan]

I would have walked from that conversation from Baelon's double insult. You might be a Ser, but you are still a Waters and a sworn sword nothing more... That would have been something I would have answered and kicked you out of the negotiation or left the table.

Here we give you the least valuable of the Marsten girls, for your troops and thats if you want and you still have to convince her so if she says no it's your fault, yeah man, that is like a TRUE shitty deal looks like, specially coming from a bastard sworn sword.

[Gwyneth Drakeson]

Easy there, bucko. The negotiations have only just started.

[Athelstan]

That would have ended it, if I was Daveth honestly, and I would reply to you the same way Baelon did

I could easily get backing from:
Tullison, Bartheld, Dulver, Blackwoods, even the Longshores, though we're nowhere near that desperate.

I don't know if to you didn't looks insulting, but Ser Baelon is still a bastard and a sworn sword, Daveth is not just a member of his Household.

[Dyana Marsten]

Why least valuable, hm?

[Gwyneth Drakeson]

lol, yeah, no kidding, Dy.

And Athelsten, that kind of knee-jerk reaction is a big part of why no one's doing business with you, I think. :;
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If you quit the table the instant the other side starts to haggle, or makes an offer you don't like, then you wind up with nothing.

[Athelstan]

1- you are not the Heir
2- he has to convince you on top of that
3- It should be a guarantee that he marries you, not good luck if you can.

That's how arranged married works, Gwyn is in the negotiation, but she didn't put herself out, Baelon did and offered someone else in a rude manner and the way he did, you were offered like an overrated desirable dish, so yes pretty insulting.

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